holy shit

my place before the concert started

put me on n star trek: the next generation

I got really drunk with really uncle and brother-in-law ||| and my dad and I went to barnes and he got me manga I’m toasted

everyone’s posting pictures of pumpkin pie and I hate pumpkin pie

I’m sick and my eyes are puffy and it’s raining and I bought cardcaptor sakura + we watched dr. strangelove in my stanley kubrick class god bless.,.:,;;:,.„„

derek’s taking a shit and I’m making a pizza and downloading a movie

the things I do for him

yo

Seriously what is up with me and cars.

I went to Virginia for 3 months and all I got was this haircut.

I saw a penis today.

wiishopchannel:

My mom found me sleeping on the couch, so she took pictures of me with my phone.

Every once in a while someone will like this, reminding me it still exists.

Like today.

Oh. God.

hey look I’m a mermaid

oh hey

i’,m not even cold why am i wering a jacket\

and woaH i look like I’m 5 what

yeah this is good I’ll keep it like this