"you’re really cute but this tip isn’t because you’re cute it’s because you’re a good bartender"

GOD WHY do my friends let me drink at gay clubs

god BYE I didn’t have any bills on me at the club last night so I tipped the dancer in a free movie ticket

he said it was his favorite tip

me n bae about to get some lunch before work

me n bae about to get some lunch before work

sadpretzel:

wiishopchannel:

Peeps are the devil’s candy so why is everyone so adamant on eating them during easter

shut the f*ck up

find god, colleen

Peeps are the devil’s candy so why is everyone so adamant on eating them during easter

think about how many times someone’s been texting you while sexting someone else at the same time

colleen is this you?

I read volume 1 while getting the brakes on my car fixed and this is the best comic I’ve read since Fables and Hawkeye

I read volume 1 while getting the brakes on my car fixed and this is the best comic I’ve read since Fables and Hawkeye

I’ve never been more excited about anything in my entire life

I’ve never been more excited about anything in my entire life

comicsalliance:

DORAEMON MEETS ‘AKIRA’ IN DISTURBING 2020 TOKYO OLYMPICS ANIMATION

The city of Tokyo won its bid to host the 2020 Olympics this past fall, leading many people, this site included, to draw the parallel between reality and the post-apocalyptic manga and anime feature film Akira, which took place in the run-up to the 2020 Olympic Games in Neo-Tokyo.

The organizers real-life Games in Tokyo have turned to another manga/anime, Doraemon, to help promote the Olympics. The famous robot cat is an ambassador for the 2020 Games. With that in mind, animator Aleix Pitarch has combined AkiraDoraemon and the Olympics in a tribute video. It’s…harrowing.

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seraphknights:


cultureshift:

This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.
 ”How we treat the least of us defines us.”

"should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box"

seraphknights:

cultureshift:

This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.

 ”How we treat the least of us defines us.”

"should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box"

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Robert Altman’s Short Cuts (1993) winner of the 1993 Venice Film Festival’s Golden Lion (shared with Three Colours: Blue from Krzysztof Kieślowski)