I haven’t posted a selfie in a while

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while

*jerry seinfeld voice* what’s up with gays and locker room fetishes?

god I’m buggin right now I’m watching videodrome and james woods’ wake up video keeps on saying “it’s wednesday the 23rd!!!!” and do you think they put that in because they knew some guy (me) would be watching this 31 years later on wednesday july 23rd?

stupidstagram:

tumblr post: you are such a uGLY cutie and i wanna HOLD YOUR DUMB HaND and suck your foot… (345,000 notes) 

me: chill 

for our first date I took him to the san diego museum in balboa and we went through the instruments of torture exhibit

then we played in the children’s science center and layed in the planetarium like ross and rachel’s date in friends

and ended it by exploring the japanese garden and taking him to sushi deli in hillcrest

i’ve had a boyfriend for a little over a month now……….

thank god

thank god

fyodor-haneke:

Leos Carax & Denis Lavant filming Holy Motors.

"Most beautiful woman alive gwyneth paltrow" pfffffFFFFTTTTTT

*is dead*

*leaves on stretcher*

*can’t go on*

crunchwrapmistress:

yes….exactly….

crunchwrapmistress:

yes….exactly….

man how to train your dragon 2 is so good it’s really strange knowing it’s from the same studio that made the croods and fucking turbo…………

perrypsh:

AKIRA: Panoramas

*goes commando because it’s hot, I’m hairy and I got muscular thighs*

hi

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